Conan Chop Chop Game Review

Previews”Looks like the game I’ve said I’d like.”
Mike Fahey, Kotaku
It truly looks amazing.
Chris Capel, Gamrevolution
“Part Conan, part Cyanide and Happiness in its visuals, Conan Chop Chop is the proof that dreams do be realized.”
Darren Bonthuys, Critical Hit
What is the GameThe dangerous wizard Thoth Amon has created a strategy to bring back the old evil known as Xaltotun. He is threatening to take over the world if he succeeds. Only you can be able to stop him. However, in order to accomplish this you will need all of your deviousness. Use all your skill and guile. All of your power and strength can be put to use. Chop Chop is what you must do!
Conan Chop Chop Conan Chop Chop is the most epic and realistic stick figure game that has ever been played. It will take place in the realm of Conan the Barbarian, thus it will feature an unimaginably large quantity of blood and flying limbs. These can cause outbursts or profanities depending on what happens to your sword.
Change into Conan… or other! Do you really have mind and you have all the brawn? No worries! You can choose from a range of warrior gods that are fierce, you can also add items, weapons and other weapons to suit your taste!
Embark on quests of pure awesomeness! You are set to bring peace to the planet! It is still possible for merchants to charge for their goods as well as some of the townspeople may beg you to complete tasks on their own. Be assured that some people will be more than willing to reward you for your efforts.
You can explore in all directions! Be prepared for the shifting sands in Koth Explore the dark forest in Darkwood as you bravely traverse the sea-bound world of Hyperboria and explore the cold world of Vanaheim. Conan Chopchop lets you play to both sides, upwards and down! You may find yourself jumping and running or performing diagonally-oriented movements and give you an immersive 3-D experience.
Loot, loot and loot. Discover how to cut opponents heads using the broom and then turn them into chop sueys using an ax blade. Conan Chop Chop has a range of weapons, trinkets as well as legendary objects that can be used to make any kind of violent gameplay.
You can make amazing combos! Perform the breathtaking 360deg spin-attack for a snarl-up around you. You’ll be accelerating forward with the speed of light. You can swing your sword longways and sideways to win a match which will leave you gasping for air while you try to comprehend the sheer power of your moves.
Ruthless bosses! First, you must beat The Giant Sand Worm Of Koth and The Frost Giant from Vanaheim before you are able to take on Thoth-Amon. Both bosses will be a great supporter of your cause. Instead , they’ll try to take you down with a variety of sleazy actions like Lava Reflux, Tail Whip and Loogie Glob.
Infinite replayability! Each game is different because there are a myriad of maps to choose from plus tons and tons tons and tons loads of different abilities as well as weapons to explore. You are bound to die multiple times, however you’ll be able to acquire new weapons and abilities that are at your disposal for the next time you play.


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